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Ever wondered how technology can look hilarious? any ideas? This article focuses on many of these possibilities. Read on to find out.
Here they go:
A long time ago, people who sacrificed their sleep, their families, their food, their laughter, and other joys of life were called saints. But now, they are called IT professionals.
I changed my password to "incorrect", so when I forget what it is, the computer will say, "The password is incorrect."
Do not let the computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. Slow down if they know that time is running out!
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have it all!
Facebook: I know everyone!
Internet: Without you, you are everything!
I will not like the technology until I can download the chocolate.
Life is what happens between wifi signals.
Success algorithm:
Whereas (nosuccess) {tryAgain (); if (dead) is broken;}
We're stuck with technology when what we really want is just things that work.
· "username or password is incorrect"
… well at least tell me what it is.
"Grandpa, what is the biggest upgrade I saw when I went to school?
"Crayons."
Listening to your wife is like reading the website terms and conditions. You don't understand anything, you still say "I agree."
I don't understand why people think technology makes us social. I will easily ignore you with a book like with my cell phone.
Life was much easier when Apple and BlackBerry were just fruits.
If it does not work at first, contact version 1.0.
Finally I realized that. People are captives of their phones, which is why they are called cell phones.
Technology is not an elevator of success. You have to go up the stairs.
I wonder what people who write "U" instead of "You" do all their spare time.
Teacher: Assay Assignment- "What I did on my summer vacation" … No, I don't want "Check your Facebook page."
If computers become too powerful, we can organize them into committees. This will lead to.
If! Men become tools of their tools.
Producing a lot of useful things leads to a lot of useless people.
The real danger is not that computers start thinking like men, but that men start thinking like computers.
Future technology masters will be lukewarm and smart. The device mastered easily, gloomy and dumb.
Technology allows people to control everything, except technology.
One machine can do fifty normal men. A machine cannot do an unusual man's job.
The man is a slow, dirty and wonderful thinker. The device is fast, accurate and stupid.
Computers have a lot of memory but there is no imagination.
The bottom line, while technology has got a lot of twists and turns, it can turn hilarious as demonstrated in this article. Does it make you smile? I sincerely hope that. Isn't technology cool?
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